KONG

THURSDAY

Kong made their final live appearance in December of 2011; not a minute later, a deep and penetrating mould set in hard and the whole planet turned to complete and utter shit! Feral and infectious Chinese bats sank their goofy fangs into an incontinent orange cowboy from Queens and inadvertently turned the world’s brains off! Green wheelie bins, identifying as blue wheelie bins, telephones transitioning into personalised, hypnotic doom chambers! And humans congregating in fitness facilities to drink bottled water for fun!

Well, the keys for the Batmobile have been located and mama’s meatballs are back on the boil.

Kong will return in 2027 to sort everything the fuck out.

Kong feature current and ex members of Oceansize, Future of the Left, USA Nails, BLKLSTRS, Then Thickens and Binge.